mCRT - Bully.mp3 (10MB, right-click save-as)

Andrew;

Call someone out by name or shut the fuck up with this vague "nerdcore is bad stuff" bullshit. Who exactly is making this "racist nerdcore"? Is it someone preeminent in the scene such as MC Frontalot? Or is it a lower-tier hanger-on? Say a name, for fuck's sake.

Of course, if you had bothered to be involved with the scene for more than a fraction of a second before passing judgment maybe your opinion would hold a more water, but it's increasingly obvious that you simply view the nerdy music scene in "what can it do for me" terms.

[15:18] Clambakes: "I say, Mildred, this young Master Tobias is cutting a most ill track regarding the sticking of one's Johnson into a young female woman's mouth."

Okay, so, these days I am DJing over at Radio KOL on Saturdays at 11am and Sundays at 1pm EST.

AND on November 6th 2009, you should check me out at around 8pm EST broadcasting LIVE from Nerd Invasion.

I have some new projects I'm working on in the studio--more information will be available soon!

You know you want some of this.

Mad props to Datavortex for filming this awesome footage of me doing Legendary Genitals live at Nerdapalooza...

Well great god damn, *that* was one hell of a show.

I got to meet QBasic, who you can see me on stage with in September here in Gainesville--hell of a cool cat. And speaking of cool, MC COOL WHIP was the most amazing person to set foot on stage this weekend, even if it was for only one song. I was blown away.

Anyway, yes, wow. Great show, thank you to everyone who attended. I had an absolute blast. Mad props to Proz, who kept me and Katcha from having to sleep on Aaron and Nina's floor, thereby keeping our soreness confined to our legs and not our backs.

My complete lack of any semblance of a voice is a testament to how awesome my weekend was. Thank you all for being so goddamn awesome.

(PS: download Penis Monologues if you haven't already!)

Wow, the album's really been doing well! Here's hoping I don't crash my hosting!

I got a congratulatory note from Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller), who forwarded the Aristocrats track to his Facebook friends list, which was a pretty jaw-dropping bit of news. :)

Also: you can now download the acapella for the title track here. If you make remixes, please send 'em my way at robisfunny@gmail.com so I can put them on my next release: Remix Monologues, a collection of B-sides, remixes, and various other oddities. Don't want to wait that long? If you're coming to Nerdapalooza, you can buy a copy of The Erection Collection--an mp3 CD containing the original four albums, plus three BONUS albums, one of which is a Remix Monologues preview! It's got so much mCRT your dick might explode (in a good way).

And speaking of Nerdapalooza--check out the dope chains Katcha's been making to sell there...

ALL NEW album from mCRT NOW AVAILABLE for a FREE DOWNLOAD.

FREEDOM. SO MUCH FREEDOM YOU'LL SHIT EAGLES.

LET FREEDOM RING.

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I did some music for D Cubed's latest episode, #3 "The Great American Bail-Out". There is an almost embarrassingly high quantity of references to yours truly in it. Perhaps you would like to see it?